TheLowestStone

I live several thousand miles away from NYPD jurisdiction. What are they going to do, call me back to scold me?

Slow cooked raw milk now 100% less raw.

The dishwashers at my job labeled a cart “Dishpit Cart” and I can’t help but see “Dipshit Tart” every time I look at it.

Which means that Shrek could have been Rosa Parks’s favorite movie of all time.

A lot of people in that thread have never seen Looney Tunes. If they did, they would have learned 3 vital facts about physics:

1. A finger in the barrel of a gun will stop a bullet and cause the gun to explode.

2. Gravity cannot effect you until you acknowledge that you are not on solid ground.

3. Being crushed by a heavy object falling from a great height (think and anvil or piano) will cause to to collapse like an accordion until you are re-inflated.

These are basic scientific facts everyone should know in the modern age.

Under the tomato. If you zoom in you can see it on the top left.

In my case, I don’t like those 2 people either.

If you were completely ignorant of the existence of Indian food those would still work.

Your comment very much reminds me of an episode of 30 Rock in which Liz Lemon starts dressing like an old crone and acting crazy on the subway to secure a place to sit.

The jackets inflate when they feel threatened.

Because they are embarrassed about being Republicans.

I’m jealous of people who haven’t played Outer Wilds yet because they can still experience it for the first time.

If the story mode is decent, I’ll buy it on sale for $10-15 in 2028.

There’s a firefox extension that upgrades the twitch player and blocks ads. Can’t remember the name but it was easy to find when I searched for it.

It’s been years and years since I set foot in a Game Stop (US equivalent of the store you mentioned) but they would also “buy” any functional game you brought in. However, you would be lucky to get more than for $1 in store credit towards another used game for anything other than a new release.

Quindarious Gooch is totally a name I would use for a D&D one shot.

Or “I want to sleep with you but I’d rather you die than have anyone find out.”

I disagree with most of these but that one most of all.

That’s the actual true neutral. You’re a druid.

Shit… is this evidence that he’s the lesser of two evils? I don’t know if I can handle that thought.