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Congrats on the sex

Fox on the purple tractor speaks to me. But the dog in the hot dog car is intriguing

God. All I really want is to be able to sideload and app I developed without Apple’s approval.

And not bullying kids because of their chat bubble color would be cool, too

Seriously. Fuck that plant

I just use it for opening the door to learn about features (not brands/models) that I didn’t know about previously. Then I do searches for those features and try to find forum results (usually Reddit unfortunately). It seems to work decently well

Are you suggesting whale semen does not taste great?!

She looks like Bride of Pinbot

Reminds me of a quote I heard somewhere that I will now butcher.

Michael Caine was so good in the Muppets Christmas Carol because he considered his fellow Muppets to be actors.

Tim Curry was so good in the Muppets Treasure Island because he considers himself to be a muppet.

What are some strategies for doing that? (This is me, totally not a bot)

Scooter Boomer

If Skynet is improvisational jazz, then we need to ban all AI right now

Do you imagine him as Iago from Aladdin or the Aflac Duck when he’s saying that?

The announced pricing is prohibitively expensive for apps that were previously free (and changes were basically immediate instead of giving apps a year to make changes).

And Reddit announced that NSFW results would not be returned by the API (which basically renders apps useless for many users)

“Per my last email…”

Oh the one I couldn’t be bothered to read?

That’s why Jeff has a desk job now

You can bite my shiny metal ass

People seem to give the most praise to Infinity War and End Game, but I contend Winter Soldier and Civil War are peak MCU

The server balks, digital hands doth sunder,
Thine client’s refused for its handshake blunder.

Well yeah. Don’t want to have blurry vision in your dreams.

60 decibels would be an improvement at the corner station for me.