So if she weighs the same as a duck… then she’s made of wood…

and therefore…

A WITCH!! BURN HER!!

Yes. Cut male here. For the first five or so years of my sexually active time, when I would get a particularly vigorous erection the skin below my glans would literally tear in random places around the circumference. It was quite painful but has thankfully stopped now and Im left with just some scars.

When my son was born I refused to let him out of my sight until every staff member was able to assure me he would not be circumcised.

Parents: do NOT circumcise your children, it’s barbaric.

Also fewer wasted pixels on the am/pm text. 24h is just objectively superior in every way.

I’m not though. They’re truly different things and I promise I’m not arguing in bad faith.

The differences I mentioned are material, especially that an executive order cannot arbitrarily criminalize something.

I hate to be the Akshually guy but they’re truly not laws. They’re directives for the federal agencies under the control of the executive branch. They have the " force of law " (assuming they’re aligned with the constitutional authority of the president) but they’re not laws.

They don’t create crimes, do budgets, or override congress.