The legend of Little Bobby Tables lived on through him.

Bwamp bwonp, bwamp bwonp

“This chemical can be absorbed through your skin, and it’s even worse if you’re sweating while wearing the band because it can get into your pores”

The Royal Game of Ur

Moisturize Me

Which is the point of it. Be a jerk, get a snarky and true response.

Tldr, they unbanned them.

Something something silent auction.

Something something banana organ.

Idk. I’m not an alien.

Raising Cane’s or nothing.

You don’t think MAGA goons would organize constitutional conventions to keep their god king in office?

Black licorice is best licorice. Red licorice is just a sugar rope. Licorice is anise flavor and is an amazingly complex experience!

Fight me.

You wouldn’t a you wouldn’t would you?

I was the kid that would whisper the words that other kids were struggling reading so they would get it right while also counting ahead to practice my paragraph. Then I would get pissed because the teacher would say to keep reading when it got to me so I had to read more out loud than the other kids did.

No one loves Texas more than Texans. And no one hates Texas more than Texans.

And keep Texas out of your mouth,

Sincerely,

A Texas hatin’ Texan.

Lol. House? Padded cell.

My phone contains non-euclidian geometry.

how her tiny mind works.

Simple. It doesn’t.

Notice how all of mine were things for which little money is spent in the process. Lol.