I got told I couldn’t get a tax return because they flagged me for potential fraud, so I have to go to ID.me to verify… but then my account got banned while trying to verify my information.

Fml

It’s not a very good one since I’m not an AI

Nice try, but I have the ability to say no to this.

And another thing “Simulation Theory” is literally just saying

“What if God created the universe”

and then adding “With a computer”

To the end of that sentence, I will die on this hill.

The ability to question free will, means you have free will.

The only reason people think otherwise is because no one’s realized Sam Harris is a woo-peddler yet.

Legally? Naw it won’t hold up in court.

George Lucas doesn’t have the right to come into my house and smash my VHS copies of the original trilogy pre-special edition.

Reminder to all my homies: If any of ya’ll think trans rights are a bargaining chip, you aint leftist enough for me!

It’s from an episode that does a terribly shallow parody of anime. Ya know the kind where there’s tentacle monsters everywhere despite me not being able to name a single anime I’ve ever seen that has that, just Western Parodies of anime and everyone talks in horrible Engrish in forced asian accents, even though not even dubbers as inept as 4Kids do that?

Basically the “I’m 65 and the only Japanese Cartoon I’ve ever seen is Speed Racer, and maybe parts of one episode of Pokemon my nephew was watching? But I’ve still totally got this guys!” school of anime parodies.

I fucking hate shallow parodies.

The same episode also parodied a lot of 80’s cartoons; Namely Smurfs and GI Joe, and did a much better job of doing so… Mostly because the writers had actually seen Smurfs and GI Joe.

Why can’t we have Leftist Unity? The fucking Rightists can agree on hating “The Libz”

Why can’t we agree on hating cons? Sadly I can’t even get Leftist factions to agree on “LGBT Rights are based and cool”, because Left-Learning TERFs exist and I’ve had Tankies pull “LGBT Rights is racist because it means forcing Western Ideals where they don’t belong” crap on me.

You are drunk, and possibly racist, no one is doing blackface!

If buying aint owning then piracy aint stealing

Disband Copyright

To be honest if Kamela Harris won, I could have seen her or Biden “Pardoning Trump to let the nation heal”

It’s time to end monopolies

They keep sending me emails trying to get me to come back and I’m like “Unban my fucking account and I’ll think about it.”

My ban was for “Abusing the report system”

ie: Using it at all

Nut sacked

Unlike Forums discord exists.

Where the fuck are we gonna go?

What the fuck is he even talking about?

Do not use Reddit, it’s too ban happy