This one is much better!

Farting while sitting on it would be my guess

The first time I saw this meme I was laughing so hard I fell of my dinosaur

Also known as the “fuck everyone not in a car”-setting

Nono, that would be unsafe

Also, there is a hard line in the sand at elbow noodles. That’s Goulash.

WHAT?! I was all the way with you, until Goulash. What horrific version of goulash are you eating that contains elbow noodles? Or even noodles at all?

You’re living in a bubble. Most gamers don’t know and don’t care about it

Would people just lie on the internet?

Or a dead dog. Why shoot a live one?

Die eier von Satan literally means Satan’s eggs. It’s a recipe for round cookies with hash. And no eggs.

Well, they got the frame before it where it was still stationary on the ground.

That’s how it started, but then they sometimes grew to their own level of features too.

I don’t believe that Age of Empires II needed shooting convertibles for debugging.

The first time I heard this joke I was laughing so hard I almost fell off my dinosaur!

Depends on where you live. Here in Europe Pozidrive is slowly being replaced by six-lobe. Flatheads and Phillips are only on ancient stuff

Enough to marry

So I guess capable of answering “I do” when asked a question would be stable enough

While true, 1 blade a day for 120 years is also off by a factor of 20 in the other direction.

What do you mean by this? It works fine for me so far, though I’m not a heavy user.

Holy shit, same. Zoomed in on PC it's very clear it's generated, but I saw it on my phone first. Looks very real on a glance.

Edit: Nevermind, it seems like it's not generated, just shitty compression