Now assume a spherical cow…

But all I have is my poop knife

Podophiles vs pedophiles

Calm down Margaret

Doesn’t this violate the Geneva Convention???

Sometimes. Sometimes it opens another instance of itself when attempting to close it.

And a different color! Almost like they belong to the person behind her!

So.

There are no even numbers divisible by zero.

What a strange emoticon…

Ah yes! From the famous children’s book Goodnight Spoon!

I’ve forgotten what I started meeping for

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder…

Making the tessellation pattern move is flat-out awesome!

Sure, whatever Hand Solo…

Anywhere I can plug in this VESA card?

Outside man, inside crab meat

It’s Soooouul Train!

The analog hole works on a lot of stuff

I’m sorry, Your Honor, newths

Yeah! Haha!