Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I’m looking forward to the “Here’s your first look at the rebooted Reddit” articles in 7 years.

I feel like this has been happening for a while, but maybe it’s just that YouTube’s website is shite.

How better to celebrate the 2-year anniversary of Rexit?

What happens to the communities there? Is there a way for them to automatically migrate to another instance?

Hey, maybe Elon Musk should have focused on cutting waste in the HBO corporation.

Serious question: If I get hit by one of these death machines, who can I (or my next-of-kin) sue? Has that been established in court?

Do no evil.

Today: “…they will be deleted after Alexa processes your requests.”

Some point in the not-so-distant future: “We are reaching out to let you know that your voice recordings will no longer be deleted. As we continue to expand Alexa’s capabilities, we have decided to no longer support this feature.”

Wouldn’t it have been better for them to wait until cars were fully self-driving? I suspect they were just trend-chasing.

Thank you!

(Though, to be fair, I’m not sure how much they deserve to be thanked for undoing a change that should never have been made in the first place.)

It’s like every company that wasn’t complete shit just suddenly decided to…go to complete shit.

Pity.

Wasn’t that part of the point?

Not sure why anyone is surprised…they’re all bootlicking corporations that don’t want the mob boss to fuck with their mergers and/or investigate them for their various crimes.

We’re overdue for Rexit, round 2.

Conspiracy theory: Spez is orchestrating some sort of pump & dump scheme.

I’m also considering just getting a portable, 128GB FLAC player with a minijack connection and moving on with my life without getting involved in networking at all.

Yeah, I’d say that this is definitely the way to go. My .mp3 player only has something like 8 gigs of storage, but it takes a MicroSD card. With a 1 tb card, I can carry all the music I want (and realistically, given that your collection is pretty small, you could get away with a whole lot less than that).

This is why I never bought a domain. Can’t give up on your dreams if you never pursued them in the first place!

Retroactively justifying the existence of vanity plates.