Omigod.

Pull a quarter from behind his ear.

It’s so different when you’re not American right? I’m not saying Canadian police are perfect in any way but at least they’re reliably educated.

Anchovies.

Then give him a kick in the bum.

Ass. It tastes like ass.

Here is my worst food abomination for you that I’ve ever seen. Yr welcome.

Best fish fry on earth is held at the Legion. You could smoke indoors in a Legion until about 2010 I think? As long as people were done eating.

Army Navy Air Force baby.

I got interviewed by Entertainment Weekly for one of my Geocities pages.

I had freenet. It was like a party line in the 1930s version of internet. Basically you could have a little time online every day.

I had to telnet into chat rooms. We had no browsers. I was old before you were born.

Moi aussi. My Livejournal user number was 3 digits.

You feel me.

I used telnet talkers! No web browsers existed.

I regret nothing.

Ate them in Canada for many years, am not American.

Also I don’t think voters appreciated having her shoved in at the last minute.

I worked at a horrible restaurant almost 30 years ago run by an obnoxious Spanish man who would not let you have butter for bread, and once when a guest sat on his crappy plastic chair and it broke turned around and put it on his bill. He would follow you around and fuss at you for stupid things, and he liked to follow one waiter named Ken around and criticize his table wiping. “Meestar Ken, that ees not how you do it, first you spray, DEN wipe”.

Finally he did this one too many times, and Ken looked at him and said “get fucked you fat Spaniard, I already got a new job”, and left just before the dinner rush.

Read one of the ask Reddit threads about “secrets of the porn industry”. Other than rampant abuse of the talent, addiction, etc, which the industry is rife with, there’s simple facts about the mechanics of it; people who have worked in porn say that there is nothing that smells worse than a porn movie set, and the industry would shut down if you smelled it, and how often there are “accidents” with anal scenes, etc.

I watched an amateur gang bang video once just to see if I liked it better and it was even more depressing, the woman was just kneeling there looking dazed and like she was a million miles away.