Thanks. He’s going to the vet tonight so hopefully we can do something but I’m not optimistic.

Actually that is a little cool. I mean not that you had to do that, but it was creative.

I’m making it with pine cones and fallen leaves, I’ve been reading frugality blogs.

Nah I’m just punchy because of lack of sleep because my poor elderly pug has tracheal stenosis and coughs all night despite medication, and I’m taking it out on everyone…

I wish you the most wonderful day and pleasant night.

Go upstairs, have a nap, you’ll feel better.

Good morning Squid I hope you are doing well amigo.

Also I’d have to stop and pick all that fruit rollup stuff out of my teeth periodically and that’s not very sexy.

Are you hungry my darling deario?

AI won’t catch him.

My very large sample of Facebook posts from people who had their claims denied by United Healthcare I made today.

https://imgur.com/a/yczbSDa

That video is just so wonderful. He executes him so smoothly, hardly moving, and leaves with a smile. I love it.

It’s absolutely made my week which was shitty otherwise.

Copayback. I’ve never smiled as much as I have today. Random Shooter can have anything he wants or needs from me, an alibi, a bike rental, a kidney.

I went and looked last night out of curiosity, and found absolutely vile racism on r/Canada talking about immigration. It was just shy of "deport them all’ in the comments.

I haven’t looked at the front page of Reddit since the exodus. I have used it to deshittify Google search results but that’s it. I imagine it’s absolute garbage by now.

The block lists for various types of assholes are also a marvellous invention. It’s so nice to block all of MAGA at a click

Omigod.

My SO was hospitalized 18 months ago and had to use one of those. He also has prostate hypertrophy so urinates slowly as it is, and also was in diabetic ketoacidosis so was on IV fluids and insulin, and basically he spent a lot of time holding his dick in a jug really having to pee but taking forever.

It was absolutely the best. Before the Russian government ate it that is. I made the best friends there.

Yep.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/facebook-is-banning-people-who-say-they-will-mail-abortion-pills/