This just made me laugh so hard and abruptly on the toilet that I pooped it all in one swift go.
Mate that is gross
my favourite is when it makes me anxious but also keeps me absolutely exhausted
I suggest getting long Covid, now I need an espresso in the evening just to function while I get the kids to bed and read to them and I barely even feel it.
And then you cant sleep and the whole thing starts again?
Weirdly I can, I used to be so sensitive to coffee that anything past early afternoon was guaranteed trouble. Now I can do it at 6 or 7 and still collapse at a normal time.
I’m gonna bring in a guy he’s an expert on coffee
Guy: hmm, yes this will give you liquid shit
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Pro tip: only drink caffeine when you need it. You won’t develop a tolerance, and the positive effects will be enhanced.
Um… I need it all day everyday… so says my body
Find 3-4 days you can afford to be tired and quit cold turkey. It’s worth it
Pro tip: take L-Theanine pills with your caffeine.
Interesting. Never heard of this before. What specifically is it supposed to help with? The energy boost or the anxiety?
It’s supposed to maintain (and maybe enhance) the increased alertness of caffeine while counteracting the jitters and anxiety.
Hm. That’s what weed does to me. I love being hyperstoned. Double fisting a cup of joe and a blunt.
