I think you’ve got him in your irresistible romantic grip now

They are real, but the birds they employ are fake. Watch this space.

I‘d‘ve started with some short DnD storytelling.

Like: rolls 2 D20 - double 1

clears throat, tucks away flute “By the stars, thou art beauteous! Dost thy charms be of celestial origin? Verily, I envy the gods who fashioned thee with such grace!”

Either you get it, or lough, or we wouldn‘t get along anyway.

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That’s actually how I got mine. Went to a bar, had a D20 in my pocket. Went to a table, rolled it 1, and said “so, you come here often?“

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