- cross-posted to:
- noncredibledefense@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- noncredibledefense@lemmy.world
The cope cage on his helmet… my fucking sides
Have you ever seen one of those videos where buff ladies crush a watermelon with their bare tights?
I think this might actually be a fatality move you’re looking at here.
And your point is?
People die when they are killed.
Although the prospect of a buff Ukrainian bishojo doing it may seem attractive, the dying part is still there.
Everybody dies from something, why not pick something good?
Putting aside that dying as a rachist katsap isn’t ever a good scenario and the controversial ethics behind assisted suicide, i think getting your head crushed by a buff lady probably wouldn’t feel any different from having it slowly smashed in a vice after a few seconds of cranking.
Also what’s really attractive here is the lady, not the dying part. You can’t experience the close company of her tights when you’re dead.